Text Leveling System

The Wide Window

RDQ:	2083	Max Word/Sent	59	Total Words	3489		Diff Words	948
Lex	910	Ave Word/.Sent	14	Hi Freq occurs	2581	74%	Hi freq	434	45.8%
AR	5.1	Long Sentences	25.7	Low Freq occurs	206	5.9%	Low freq	143	15.1%

Chapter 1
if you didn't know much about the Baudelaire orphans, and you saw them sitting on their suitcases at Damocles dock, you might think that they were bound for an exciting adventure. After all, the three children had just disembarked from the fickle ferry, which had driven them across Lake lachrymose to live with their aunt Josephine, and in most cases such a situation would lead to thrillingly good times.
But of course you would be dead wrong. For although Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were about to experience events that would be both exciting and memorable, they would not be exciting and memorable like having your fortune told or going to a rodeo. Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around to help you. If you're interested in reading a story filled with thrilling good times, I am sorry to inform you that you are most certainly reading the wrong book, because the baudelaires experience very few good times over the course of their gloomy and miserable lives. It is a terrible thing, their misfortune, so terrible that I can scarcely bring myself to write about it. So if you do not want to read a story of tragedy and sadness, this is your very last chance to put this book down, because the misery of the Baudelaire orphans begins in the very next paragraph.
Look what I have for you, Mr. Poe said, grinning from ear to ear and holding out a small paper bag. Peppermints! Mr. Poe was a banker who had been placed in charge of handling the affairs of the Baudelaire orphans after their parents died. Mr. Poe was kindhearted, but it is not enough in this world to be kindhearted, particularly if you are responsible for keeping children out of danger. Mr. Poe had known the three children since they were born, and could never remember that they were allergic to peppermints.
Thank you, Mr. Poe, Violet said, and took the paper bag and peered inside. Like most 14-year-olds, Violet was too well mannered to mention that if she ate a peppermints she would break out in hives, a phrase which here means be covered in red, itchy rashes for a few hours. Besides, she was too occupied with inventing thoughts to pay much attention to Mr. Poe. Anyone who knew Violet would know that when her hair was tied up in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes, the way it was now, her thoughts were filled with wheels gears levers, and other necessary things for inventions. At this particular moment she was thinking of how she could improve the engine of the fickle ferry so I wouldn't belch smoke into the gray sky.
That's very kind of you, said Klaus the middle Baudelaire child, smiling at Mr. Poe and thinking that if they even had one lick of a peppermint, his tongue would swell up and he would scarcely be able to speak. Klaus took his glasses off and wished that Mr. Poe had brought him a book or a newspaper instead. Klaus was a voracious reader, and when he had learned about his allergy at a birthday party when he was eight, he had immediately read all his parents books about allergies. Even four years later he could recite the chemical formulas that caused his tongue to swell up.
toi! Sunny shrieked. The youngest Baudelaire was only an infant, and like many infants, she spoke mostly in words that were tricky to understand. By toi she probably meant I have never eaten a peppermint because I suspect that I, like my siblings, am allergic to them, but it was hard to tell.
She may also have meant I wish I could bite the peppermint, because I like to bite things with my for sharp teeth, but I don't want to risk an allergic reaction.
You can eat them on your ride to Mrs. anwhistle's house, Mr. Poe said, coughing into his white handkerchief. Mr. Poe always seem to have a cold and the Baudelaire orphans were accustomed to receiving information from him between bouts of hacking and wheezing. She apologizes for not meeting you at the dock, but she says she's frightened of it.
Why would she be frightened of a dock? Klaus asked, looking around at the wooden piers and sailboats.
She's frightened of anything to do with Lake lachrymose, Mr. Poe said, but she didn't say why. Perhaps it has to do with her husband's death. Your aunt Josephine-she's not really your aunt of course; she's your second cousin's sister-in-law, but asked that you call her aunt Josephine-your aunt Josephine lost her husband recently, and it may be possible that he drowned or died in a boat accident. It didn't seem polite to ask how she became a dowager. Well, let's put you in a taxi.
What does that word mean? Violet asked.
Mr. Poe looked at Violet and raised his eyebrows. I'm surprised that you, Violet, he said. The girl of your age should know that a taxi is a car which will drive you someplace for the. Now, let's get your luggage and walk to the curb.
Dowager, Klaus whispered to Violet is a fancy word for widow.
Thank you, she whispered back, picking up her suitcase in one hand and sunny in the other. Mr. Poe was waving his handkerchief in the air to signal a taxi to stop, and in no time at all the cabdriver piled all of the Baudelaire suitcases into the trunk and Mr. Powell piled the Baudelaire children into the back seat.
I will say goodbye to you here, Mr. Poe said. The banking day has already begun, and I'm afraid if I go with you out to aunt Josephine's I will never get anything done. Please give her my best wishes, and tell her that I will keep in touch regularly. Mr. Poe paused for a moment to copy into his handkerchief before continuing. Now, your aunt Josephine is a bit nervous about having three children in her house, but I assured her that you three were very well behaved. Make sure you mind your manners, and, as always, you can call or fax me at the bank if there's any sort of problem. Although I don't imagine anything will go wrong this time.
When Mr. Poe said this time, he looked at the children meaningfully as if it were their fault that poor uncle Monty was dead. But the Baudelaire's were too nervous about meeting their new caretaker to say anything more to Mr. Poe except so long.
So long, Violet said, putting the bag of peppermints in her pocket.
So long, Klaus said, taking one last look at Damocles dock.
Frul! Sunny shrieked, chewing on her seat belt buckle.
So long, Mr. Poe replied, and good luck to you. I will think of the Baudelaire's as often as I can.
Mr. Poe gave some money to the taxi driver and waved goodbye to the three children as the cab pulled away from the dock and onto a gray, cobblestone street. There was a small grocery store with barrels of limes and beets out front. There was a clothing store called look it fits, which appear to be undergoing renovations. There was a terrible looking restaurant called the anxious clown, with neon lights and balloons in the window. But mostly, there were many stores and shops that were all closed up, with boards or metal gratings over the windows and doors.
The town doesn't seem very crowded, Klaus remarked. I was hoping we might make some new friends here. It's the off-season, the cabdriver said. He was a skinny man with a skinny cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and as he talked to the children he looked at them through the rearview mirror. The town of Lake lachrymose is a resort, and when the nice weather comes it's as crowded as can be. But around now, things here are is dead as the I read over this morning. To make new friends, you'll have to wait until the weather gets a little better. Speaking of which, Hurricane Herman is expected to arrive in town in a week or so. You better make sure you have enough food up there in the house.
A hurricane on a lake? Klaus asked. I thought hurricanes only occurred near the ocean.
A body of water as big as Lake lachrymose, the driver said, can have anything occur on it. To tell you the truth, I'd be a little nervous about living on top of this hill. Once the storm hits, it can be very difficult to drive all the way down into town.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny looked out the window and saw what the driver meant by all the way down. The taxi had turned one last corner and arrived at the scraggly top of a tall, tall hill, and the children could see the town far, far below them, the cobblestone road curling around the buildings like a tiny gray snake, and a small square of Damocles dock with specks of people bustling around it. And out beyond the dock was thick inky blob of Lake lachrymose, huge and dark as if a monster were standing over the three orphans, casting a giant shadow below them. For a few moments the children stared into the lake as if hypnotized by this enormous stain on the landscape.
The lake is so enormous, Klaus said, and it looks so deep. I can almost understand why aunt Josephine is afraid of it.
The lady who lives up here, the cabdriver asked, is afraid of the lake?
That's what we've been told, Violet said.
The cabdriver shook his head and brought the cab to a halt. I don't know how she can stand it, then.
What do you mean? Violet asked.
You mean you've never been to this house? He asked.
No, never, Klaus replied. We've never even met our aunt Josephine before.
Well, if your aunt Josephine is afraid of the water, the cabdriver said, I can't believe she lives here in this house.
What are you talking about? Klaus asked.
Well take a look, the driver answered, and got out of the cab.
The baudelaires took a look. At first, the three youngsters saw only a small box the square with a peeling white door, and it looked as if the house was scarcely bigger than the taxi which had taken them to it. But as they piled out of the car and drew closer, they saw that this small square was the only part of the house that was on top of the hill. The rest of it-a large pile of boxy squares, all stuck together like ice cubes-hung over the side, attached to the hill by long the metal stilts that looked like spider legs. As the three orphans peered down at their new home, it seemed as if the entire house were holding on to the hill for dear life.
The taxi driver took their suitcases out of the truck, set them in front of the peeling white door, and drove down the hill with a toot of his horn for a goodbye.
There was a soft squeak as the peeling white door opened, and from behind the door appeared a pale woman with her white hair piled high on top of her head in a bun.
Hello, she said smiling thinly. I am your aunt Josephine.
Hello, Violet said cautiously, and stepped forward to meet her new Guardian. Klaus step forward behind her, and Sunny crawled forward behind him, but all three baudelaires were walking carefully, as if their weight would send the house toppling down from its perch. The orphans couldn't help wondering how a woman who was so afraid of Lake lachrymose could live in a house that felt like it was about to fall into its depths.
Chapter 2
this is the radiator, and Josephine said, pointing to a radiator with a pale and skinny finger. Please don't ever touch it. You may find yourself very cold here in my home. I never turn on the radiator, because I'm frightened that it might explode, so it often gets chilly in the evenings.
Violet and Klaus looked at one another briefly, and Sunny looked at both of them. Aunt Josephine was giving them a tour of their new home and so far appeared to be afraid of everything in it, from the welcome mat-which, and Josephine explained, could cause someone to trip and break their neck-to the sofa in the living room, which she said could fall over at any time and crush them flat.
This is the telephone, and Josephine said, gesturing to the telephone. It should only be used in emergencies, because there is a danger of electrocution.
Actually, Klaus said, I've read quite a bit about electricity. I'm pretty sure that the telephone is perfectly safe.
At Josephine's hands fluttered to her white hair as if something had jumped onto her head. You can't believe everything you read, she pointed out.
I've built the telephone from scratch, Violet said. If you'd like, I can take the telephone apart and show you how it works. That might make you feel better.
I don't think so, aunt Josephine said, frowning.
Delmo! Sunny offered, which probably meant something along the lines of if you wish, I will bite the telephone to show you that it's harmless.
Delmo? And Josephine asked, bending over to pick up a piece of land from the faded flowery carpet. What do you mean by Delmo? I consider myself an expert on the English language, and I have no idea what the word Delmo means. Is she speaking some other language?
Sonny doesn't speak fluently yet, I'm afraid, Klaus said, picking his little sister up. Just baby talk, mostly.
Grun! Sunny shrieked, which meant something like I object to your calling it baby talk.
Well, I will have to teach her proper English, aunt Josephine said stiffly. I'm sure you all need some brushing up on your grammar, actually. Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?
The three siblings looked at one another. Violet was more likely to say that inventing things was the greatest joy in life, Klaus thought reading was, and Sunny of course took no greater pleasure than in biting things. The baudelaires thought of grammar-all those rules about how to write and speak the English language-the way they thought of banana bread: fine, but nothing to make a fuss about. Still, it seemed rude to contradict aunt Josephine.
Yes, Violet said finally. We've always loved grammar.
Aunt Josephine nodded, and gave the baudelaires a small smile. Well, I'll show you to your room and continue the rest of the tour after dinner. When you opened this door, just push on the wood here. Never used the doorknob. I'm always afraid that it will shatter into a million pieces and that one of them will hit my eye.
The Baudelaire's were beginning to believe that they would not be allowed to touch a single object in the whole house, but they smiled at aunt Josephine, pushed on the wood, and opened the door to reveal a large, well lit room with blank white walls and a plain blue carpet on the floor. Inside were two good sized beds and one good-sized crib, obviously for sunny, each covered in a plain blue bedspread, and at the foot of each bed was a large trunk, for storing things. At the other end of the room was a large closet for everyone's clothes, a small window for looking out, and a medium-sized pile of tin cans for no apparent purpose.
I'm sorry that all three of you have to share a room, aunt Josephine said, but this house isn't very big. I tried to provide you with everything you would need, and I do hope you will be comfortable.
I'm sure we will, Violet said, carrying her suitcase into the room. Thank you very much, aunt Josephine.
In each of your trunks, aunt Josephine said, there is a present.
Presents? The Baudelaire's had not received presents for a long, long time. Smiling, aunt Josephine walked to the first trunk and opened it. For Violet, she said, there is a lovely new doll with plenty of outfits for it to wear. Aunt Josephine reached inside and pulled out a plastic doll with a tiny mouth and wide, staring eyes. Isn't she adorable? Her name is pretty penny.
Oh, thank you, said Violet, who at 14 was too old for dolls and had never particularly liked dolls anyway. Forcing a smile on her face, she took a pretty penny from aunt Josephine and patted it on its little plastic head.
And for Klaus, aunt Josephine said, there is a model train set. She opened the second trunk and pulled out a tiny train car. You can set up the tracks in that empty corner of the room.
What fun, said Klaus, trying to look excited. Klaus had never liked model trains, as they were a lot of work to put together and when you were done all you had was something that went around and around in endless circles.
And for little sunny, and Josephine said, reaching into the smallest trunk, which sat at the foot of the crib, here is a rattle. See sunny, it makes a little noise.
Sunny smiled at aunt Josephine, showing all four of her sharp teeth, but her older siblings knew that sunny despised rattles and the irritating sounds they made when you shook them. Sunny had been given a rattle when she was very small, and it was the only thing she was not sorry to lose in the enormous fire that had destroyed the Baudelaire home.
It is so generous of you, Violet said, to give us all of these things. She was too polite to add that they weren't things they particularly liked.
Well, I am happy to have you here, aunt Josephine said. I loved grammar so much. I'm excited to be able to share my love of grammar with three nice children like yourselves. Well, I'll give you a few minutes to settle in and then will have some dinner. See you soon.
Aunt Josephine, Klaus asked, what are these cans for?
Those cans? For burglars, naturally, aunt Josephine said, patting the bun of hair on top of her head.
You must be as frightened of burglars as I am. So every night, simply place these tin cans right by the door, so that when burglars command, guilt trip over the cans and you'll wake up.
But what will we do then, when we're awake in a room with an angry burglar? Violet asked. I would prefer to sleep through a burglary.
Aunt Josephine's eyes grew wide with fear. Angry burglars? She repeated. Angry burglars? Why are you talking about angry burglars? Are you trying to make us all even more frightened than we already are?
Of course not, Violet stuttered, not pointing out that aunt Josephine was the one who had brought up the subject. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.
Well, will say no more about it, aunt Josephine said, looking nervously at the tin cans as if a burglar were tripping on them at that very minute. I'll see you at the dinner table in a few minutes.
Their new guardians shut the door, and the Baudelaire orphans listen to to her footsteps padding down the hallway before they spoke.
Sunny can have pretty penny, Violet said, handing the doll to her sister. The plastic is hard enough for chewing, I think.
And you can have the model trains, Violet, Klaus said. Maybe you can take apart the engines and invent something. But that leaves you with a rattle, Violet said. That doesn't seem fair.
Schu! Sunny shrieked, which probably meant something along the lines of it's been a long time since anything in our lives has felt fair.
The Baudelaire's looked at one another with bitter smiles. Sunny was right. It wasn't fair that their parents had been taken away from them. It wasn't fair that the evil and revolting Count Olaf was pursuing them wherever they went, caring for nothing but their fortune. It wasn't fair that they move from relative to relative, with terrible things happening at each of their new homes, as if the Baudelaire's were writing on some horrible bus that stopped only at stations of unfairness and misery. And, of course, it certainly wasn't fair that Klaus only had a rattle to play with in his new home.

Subjective Criteria

Illustrations: No support

Dialog: Multiple speakers

Dialog: Broken dialogue

Dialog: Unlabeled Speaker

Vocabulary: Some difficult words

Language: Many descriptive words

Sentences: Many Long Complex

Text structure: Story/Poem

Inferences: Some implications

Complexity: Several unrelated ideas

Concept: Fanciful

Chapters

Mature concepts: With common experiences or clear fantasy

Features

Character traits

Complex Problem/Solution

Complex plot

Difficult names

Topic

Danger

Protection

Brothers

Sisters

*Family & Friends

*Feelings, Behaviors

Relationships

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